If I was free to live a life, divorced from acculturation I like to imagine how things would be, as a sovereign one-woman nation If I could follow the pull of my heart, without fear of sticking out What adaptations would fall away? What unwritten rules would I flout? The first to go would be the bra, I’d let my baps swing free Toss them over my shoulder as I got older, or let them rest on my knee Hold them close as I run, talk nice to each one, no matter their size or gait Let my nipples stand proud, out in the crowd, even when I’m aged ninety and eight And don’t get me started on hair removal from armpits, stubble would reign supreme I’d lift weights without worry of underarm furry, cavewoman confident, living the dream The hair on my legs would glow bronze in the sun, equalled only by the hue of my bush When allowed to return to its natural glory, it rivals the fluff of a Lhasa Apso’s tush Let one rip at the spa, order tea at the bar, dine out in pyjamas and socks I’d pluck up the courage, to see what the fuss is, about the bright footwear called crocs Let birds’ nest in my hair, openly stare, at the lover’s tiff in the centre of town Skip town the street, in my stocking feet, wear a frown on days when I’m down Resist the urge to smile inanely, for fear ill intent might be implied I’d care not one jot if people liked me or not, my soul would be my guide In response to the cultures you have to, I would ask them to show me the law That says I must eat with a knife and fork, not slurp spaghetti straight from the floor In reply to the calls of uncivilised, I’d beg the powers that be tell me pray How civilised is it that hunger exists, when there’s money to take it away? I would build my very own Hogwarts, bring forth the magic in each living soul Each person could feel the light and the love, fill their heart until it is whole Connection would be our currency, in this new land of the free Each child would know the answer: when I grow up I want to be me.
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Rachel, that is lovely, I can’t think of anything intelligent to say, I just loved it.
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Thanks so much Olwyn 🙏😊
It’s lovely to hear from you, hope you & the family are well x
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😳👍🤜
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😂🙈😊
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If that’s the case I’d swing freely too. But I would stay covered. I don’t even care to see 🤦♂️😂
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😂 all sorts of mental images going on now John!
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I’m sorry 🤦♂️
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So you should be 😜😂
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I’m very capable of TMI… I feel bad. I’ll go crawl in my hole now lol.
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Same time next week for more laughs? 😂
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Because I felt like our friendship has reached a new level I would say something but I think it’s best to just give you an emoji 👍
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emoji’s are the best, so much conveyed in such a small image…unfortunately I’m on my laptop right now & haven’t figured out if there’s a way to use emoji’s from my keyboard, so you’ll have to settle for an old school smiley 🙂
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😜👍
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No way, it posted as an emoji! So there is a way…now to figure out which buttons make the crying with laughter face!
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Ok well if you’re not offended then we’ll just keep flopping along. 😂
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An actual laugh out loud for that one my friend! 😂
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This was an unexpected journey. Yes, who says you have to follow the norms of society and follow all the other sheep?
Baa baa……
Who says I have to spell
Baa lamb with two ays?
When one a is sufficient
One a is OK
We of the Grammar Board say so. You must follow our Dictionary of Words Bible……….
Go jump……..
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Love it, you always make me laugh Don 😊
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Thanks…….
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I’d vote for you. This is how a lot of us feel I imagine…. well I do anyway. Enjoyed reading it and can really relate. X
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Haha thanks lovely. I took inspiration from some of my friends to write it so I think most of us are definitely on the same page! Xx
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